To all you elitists on the East Coast currently being washed out by Hanna (especially college students with impending English lit. essay deadlines), I invite you to spend some time generating gibberish, oops, I mean producing profound and insightful essays, here. The more enterprising among you might even try to submit your randomly generated essays to Social Text. They seem to have fairly liberal editorial policies. You might even be hailed as the next Zizek.